Mastering is my dream job, I guess. But for everyone, there’s also the opposite: a ‘nightmare job’. Maybe it involves tragedy, death, or suffering, perhaps the harsh outdoors or the banality of a cramped space, the hell of other people or enforced isolation. The one job you “just couldn’t do”. I’m sure there are elements of all of those that I’d find insufferable. But of the gigs I’ve actually had, here’s my personal hell: performing web chats for a large public organisation. It worked like this: